Stephen King's face

Ohh dear it's been far too long since my last post. 14 days would you believe it, and this is mainly down to the fact that my life really isn't that interesting. I know right? I was shocked too. But don't worry, hopefully the lengthy gaps will mean you stay marginally interested. At least, um, that's what I'm hoping.

Anyway, due to my lack of inspiration I'm going to get a little bit of help. I'm just about to ask my friend Carlo http://carloprinzi.blogspot.com/ if he has any ideas on a theme. Back in a minute...

"Do a blog about how odd Stephen King's face is."

Umm, well, top marks for originality. For those of you who don't know, Stephen King is an American author of contemporary horror, suspense, science fiction and fantasy fiction. Cheers wikipedia!

But now that I've actually seen his face I understand exactly what Carlo means.



It looks like some square-headed robot had tried to squeeze a much-too-small face over it's head. His eyes are far too small through those glasses and the skin around them is a different shade too the rest of his face. One eyebrow is half-an-inch higher than the other. The two stray hairs on his face look like some weird radar interceptors. And he has a butt crack on his forehead.

Let me repeat that.

He has a buttcrack on his forehead.

In conclusion, Stephen King is not human. He is, however, an American author of contemporary horror, suspense, science fiction and fantasy fiction. Essay completed.